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Photographic Evidence Remains Thank God

Posted: June 12th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: News Just In | 1 Comment »

News Just In:

Our Man on the Scene, Nick, just texted in the following late-breaking news story from Locksmith:

News just in:
Tragedy for the
naked man! The
timelapse
software
crashed. No
timelapse of his
ample size. But
photographic
evidence
remains thank
God.


Naked and Gluing

Posted: June 11th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: News Just In | No Comments »

news just in:

Nick, our man on the scene, texted me the following from Locksmith where he is minding the gallery:

One of Zanny’s
students is naked
and gluing
things together!
He said it was
about adam and
eve and the
original fixing of
structure!

yikes!


No One Priced My Egg Tart Poem

Posted: June 5th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: News Just In | No Comments »

News Just In:

Astrid, “our man on the scene” down at Locksmith Gallery, just posted the following on Facebook:

astrid facebook update


Prices Pushed Down So You Can Pull Up a Bargain

Posted: June 5th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: News Just In | No Comments »

news just in:

Nick, our man on the scene, just sent me this email from Locksmith where he is minding the gallery:

so you may or may not have noticed or been aware of the signs stuck up along Botany Road advertising a garage sale with a picture of Kaprow. Well the date on the sign was for today and two of Zanny’s best students have just wandered in with a whole bunch of dot stickers and are sticking prices on everything in the space, with the intention of selling the objects in the space! today is a garage sale. i really really hope they sell something.


Half a Dozen Sporty Sockettes

Posted: May 30th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: News Just In | No Comments »

News Just In:

Astrid, “our man on the scene” down at Locksmith Gallery, just posted the following on Facebook:

astrid facebook update


Outsourced His Participation

Posted: May 30th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: News Just In | No Comments »

News Just In:

Astrid, “our man on the scene” down at Locksmith Gallery, just posted the following on Facebook:

astrid facebook update


We Give Up

Posted: May 30th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: News Just In | No Comments »

News Just In:

Astrid, “our man on the scene” down at Locksmith Gallery, just posted the following on Facebook:

astrid facebook update